I work with some classy people, really I do.
I work with such great people that someone had been pushed to such an extent that they had to put up this little note in front of the urinal.
I want to put a sign up that says "If your penis is short, get closer to pee."
The urinals are PRETTY wide, I can't imagine how ANYONE could miss it? Unless they are in an emergency, and it "spills" out first.
ReplyDeleteI like your idea better, "If your penis is short, get closer to pee!!"
LOVE that. But then everyone will feel intimidated, and stand a foot away from the urinal, just to prove a point.
Sounds like you need one of these handy stickers (which I always thought was because of noise, but a Swiss colleague told me they're also used to remind guys not to be too messy):
ReplyDeletePlease sit down
Kirk that is hilarious, I would LOVE to have a few of those....but it's kinda hard to sit on a urinal to pee though?!?
ReplyDeletethere was one while i was in canada, it read that "yes, it really is that short, please stand closer"...it was in the ladies as well...????
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Indeed, I guess sitting on a urinal wouldn't exactly be easy! Thankfully I haven't seen anyone actually try it...
ReplyDeleteLOL! I need to post this sign in my own bathroom for my husband, who apparently suffers from vertigo when he pees.
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