I received the following telegram earlier this week:
Important delegate arriving on Friday - stop
Dispatch chauffer to Midway Airport - stop
Prepare champagne and chocolate truffles - stop
Not the cheap stuff either - stop
Do not - repeat - do not alert paparazzi - stop
STOP
It wasn't signed? I wonder who's coming to town? I'd better get the toothbrush out and start cleaning the bathroom grout! Oh yeah and turn the heat up past 64.
Well it's not me so make sure you put the home brand champagne away and splash out on the Veuve Clicquot!
ReplyDeleteWell it's not me so make sure you put the home brand champagne away and splash out on the Veuve Clicquot!
ReplyDeleteSee if it was me that was coming, that telegram would say:
ReplyDeleteSlapper on her way - stop
Get donkey out of shed - stop
Boxed wine and a Snickers bar - stop
Cheaper the better - stop
Tell everyone - stop
and there is an actual temperature of 64? I've never had the heat below 75 in Winter so I wouldn't know....
Oh wait......
Forget the toothbrush to clean the grout...it will take too long...just get that spray they advertise and spray the heck out of the grout and rinse it down! I hate to see anyone work too hard....LOL
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I wonder who that could be??
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