Monday, October 22, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Allegations arise from Hogwarts

I knew it was only a matter of time.....now that Dumbledore has been posthumously outed, there are now allegations of impropriety flying around faster than a Golden Snitch on a Quidditch pitch!

One allegation is that Michael Jackson was a frequent guest of Dumbledore's!

The funny thing is....it's the Pope making the allegations - that's sort of the Pot calling the Kettle black isn't it?

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:50 PM

    OMG! I about screamed in laughter after reading this post! Michael, you crack me up!

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  2. JK left many a hints in the last two books... I know I picked up on a few passages that had me going.. "hmmm, I wonder!"

    But all the same, I'm surprised that Old D was gay all along, I thought for sure Snape was totally taking it up the ass!

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  3. Anonymous3:21 PM

    It was the way he thrust his arm deeply into the "sorting hat" that gave him away to me ;-)

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