Why is it that everytime I want to print something I have to buy a new inkjet printer. Why can't they last longer than one cartridge?

I think I see a bump-it

RT @chicagonow [VIDEO] Billie Jean...literally http://bit.ly/b0hmmA

QOTD: What is more annoying: whistling or humming?

RT @chicagonow @feastoffun I found the perfect Valentines Day present: A Handjob http://bit.ly/59jOMO

Uh oh, I saw a snowflake!

Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho! Its off to the airport I go! But just to drop David off!

Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho! Its off to work I go!

Hooray! Its sausage night.

I LOVE that it is still daylight when I leave the office!

QOTD: What are you looking forward to?

I want my girl scout cookies now Daddy, NOW! ::stomps foot::

Its already been a rough winter, I've lost 2.5 pair of gloves and we have 3 months to go! What will I do?

Getting ready to see 'Queerborn & Perversion' at LA&M w/@copycatfilms

The last random song from my iPod for the work week is Macarena. Line dancing in the cube Come on, join in!

QOTD: Where are your holiday decorations?

GRRRRR....it's Bear Night at Big Chick's...who's going?

Hooray! We are going to break our subfreezing temps today for the first time since Xmas!

Just placed my order for 3 boxes of Girl Scout cookies, now it's all about waiting! Damn cookies!!!!

No Pants Subway Ride - Chicago Edition [VIDEO]

If you would have been in town, we could have done this together...but alas I had to go by myself!

It's ok to take your pants off on the CTA today. http://su.pr/1c8pEe

Are you joining in on the 'No Pants' fun on the CTA today? http://tr.im/JYxp

Damn....the Haka makes me hot! http://tr.im/JSSE

Im at Circuit meeting up w/@feastoffun to laugh @cameronesposito

Guess what I did after work today?

Remember y'days obscene phone call? I got a follow-up call today, from his WIFE! Dude is gonna get busted

QOTD: Mittens or Gloves?

Ooooh, I just got a dirty phone call...from a wrong number. I think I'm gonna save that number!

You know its cold when you walk outside, take a breath and wake up face down in a snowdrift a minute later

Welcome back to the grind.

We are hanging out in the glass bar @sidetrackchicago, where r u?

Yum! Going to Fernandos for ribs tonight, I can't wait to get messy!

DEBATE RESOLUTION REQUESTED: Can you be a little round?