QOTD: What is your best April Fools joke?

Only 4 days left to get the Fish @wendys, did u follow through on your Lent promises? http://ping.fm/CRoot

QOTD: What is your favorite thing about Spring?

I'm sorry, but old guys with mangy ponytails are gross!

Just got a survey call re @ScottLeeCohen from area code 503-Oregon, way to keep those jobs in Illinois Cohen!

A beautiful sunrise this morning, ruined by some bitch who cut me off & flipped me the bird, good morning!

Wow, it's Daddy-palooza on our walk to Andersonville!

QOTD: Restroom Stalls - Handicapped or Regular?

I am back in Chicago, but darn it my ears haven't popped, so I can't hear what you're saying.

For the happiest place in the world, there sure are a lot of pissed off kids @disneyworld

We are @downtowndisney, the happiest place in the world & some asshole just banged into us in the parking lot

Three shots of tequila and two beers with dinner, oh my! I cant hang with these Seniors I need a hoverround

5-word movie review-Alice: See it, 3-D not necessary. @chicagonow

Its Movie Day in FL. Alice now, 2nd shift is Shutter Island @12, 3rd shift is Blind Side @1

Just my luck Florida has had record breaking lows.

Off to Don Garlitt's Drag Racing Museum, I wonder if RuPaul will be there?

Its 43 but we're still sitting on the porch, in the sun. drinking coffee. The shivering will keep us warm.

@mark kramer & I are getting debriefed on what goes down when going to lunch @goldencorral

Well, somebody listened cuz it stopped raining & the sun is shining. Off to see the Manatees!

Rain, rain, go away. Come again some other time when I'm not on vacation you S-O-B!