Some guy at the barbershop is FORCING his teenaged son to join Facebook!

Got my first congratulations handshake from a stranger today. #gettingmarried

You'll never guess what these are.

The virgin mary of the chain link fence

Fwd:

I'm sure I'll meet A Queen while in the UK, but will I get to meet THE QUEEN?

Lovely, it smells like spring! Well, that or I stepped in something.

Those were some fabulous wings

Had my 1st @wendys fish sandwich of the season, yeah for Lent!

I can't tell if I feel more like Louise Jefferson or Bob Newhart today.

I think @charliesheen is just setting himself up to be the next Hugh Hefner #datelinenbc

Getting ready to go house hunting, don't worry I won't shoot!

Off to San Lorenzo, where apparently cell phones don't work....hooray!

Aye Papi, we made it

Good bye USA, hello Puerto Rico. Crap I mean good bye lower 48, here we come island life!

It is ridiculous that water costs MORE than soda #ord #airport # pricegouging

Fellow travelers: Yes I know u r in a hurry. We're all in a hurry, its an airport for christs sake

We are back in track, lets hope that is our only incident on our trip. Stupid USPS!

Oh crap what a way to start our vacation, stupid USPS van hit our CTA bus on lawrence

It's colder in Chicago 0° than it is in Anchorage 32°�

Getting my emissions tested, I hope I pass cuz I didn't study at all last night!

QOTD: What would be the WORST super power to have? (Thx to my friend Greg G 4 2days QOTD)