OVERHEARD IN A'VILLE: 9 inches no longer impresses me

Last party EVER! Someone stole my purple striped lighter and broke my tiara!

You can breath a sigh of relief, I continue to be gay for another year as I just renewed my Broadway in Chicago season tix.

Sometimes I wish I were the evil twin....why do I have to use my powers for good?

ZOMG! All the gays are @ Target. I guess its too cold to take your shirt off and go to Midsommarfest for the day...brrrrr

The Six Flags guy is even creepier now that he talks!

The Comfort Wipe or "Help, I can't wipe my own Ass anymore"

Mr V and I are going to the Art Institute to check out the new Modern Wing

QOTD: Fav late night eats, Mexican, Pizza, S'mores, other?

Who knew the first game was going to be playing chicken on the sidewalk w/a little girl, ha I won!

Off to play reindeer games with the boys.

Planning your weekend? Bored? Nothing to do? Then check out my List of Hot Picks this weekend! http://tr.im/obD1

Is it just me or is Wipeout on ABC just the funniest program ever. it reminds me of American Idol only funnier.

QOTD: If you won the lottery, what is the very first thing you would buy?

The Eagle has landed and I have returned safely to Chicago. I had a fabulous time w/ my family , I wish it had been longer

Having lunch w/ my parents @ Red Lobster...bring on the cheddar biscuits

I think I just saw Hurley @ Walmart. what is up w/ all of my celebrity sightings lately?

Going to have lunch with my Cuz & schoolmate @ Panera in Bloomsburg...oh la la

Plane portion completed. Even got to walk out to the plane, yeah its that small. Have a great weekend, I'm outta here!

oops i just got busted cruising some womans husband. i think she wants to beat me up. its noy my fault hes cute

Trains & Automobiles so far, now just waiting on the plane

Still planning your weekend? Check out my Hit List of fun things going on in the city: http://tr.im/nyPV

QOTD: Which way do you wipe?

Have you seen the moon tonight? It is absolutely gorgeous.

I swear I just saw Dick Cheney on the CTA wearing a Carhart jacket.

Off to the MTM Pre-Pride Kickoff party downtown. R u going? I saw a lot of u on the guest list

Is it just me or does President Obama have a really nice ass?

NH becomes 6th state to legalize Gay Marriage! HOORAY!!! http://tr.im/nkv8

Just got flipped the bird by TWO old people because he ran a stop sign and almost crashed into my car. Lovely

QOTD: Do you carry a purse, man bag or murse? How many things are in it?

I'm off to an Avisory Board meeting, what are you doing tonight?

About to enjoy some yummy Cuban @ 90 Miles to Cuba, oh yeah and some food too!

QOTD: If you could have any job in the world, regardless of money, what would it be?

Such a beautiful night, I can smell the lilacs in the neighbors yard. Good Night!

Do you know who your IL State Rep is? U need to call them and tell them to support SB1716 for Civil Unions. Find out more http://tr.im/mVEa

Just got an update from St Rep Greg Harris-no progress on Civil Unions in IL today. There is still tomorrow. Call.ur.St Rep

I womder if the video rental clerk silently judges me when I rent porn? Heck its cheaper than buying it.

You may have an Honor Roll child but you are still an asshole driver

The Legislation has adjourned for the day and no news on SB171 for Civil Unions. There is still tomorrow

Its prom season, I wonder how many Easter babies there will be next year?

House/Dog sitting tonight.....woof woof....who let the dogs out....oh crap, where'd the dog go?

What a city we live in, 10 people were shot overnight in Chicago-3 dead. Such a waste of human life.

It seems like Wednesday but I know its Thursday, thank goodness!

off to the Glenwood to meet Mr.V for cocktails

About to have some yummy Mexican food for lunch, what are you having?

Chicago's Protest against CA Supreme Court Prop 8 Ruling

Today more than 900 people gathered in Boystown to join voices and show their dismay regarding the CA Supreme Court Ruling on the validity of Prop 8.

QOTD: Have you ever joined in on a protest or rally? What for?

931 people turned out for the Chicago protest against the CA Supreme Court ruling. WTG Chicago!

Thank you Kendall Moore for having me on WVON AM 1690 to talk about Prop 8 with your listeners! Now it's off to the protest!

I will be on WVON AM1690 at 6:08PM talking about the recent Prop 8 decision in CA, tune your radios in!

Why is it that drivers who are in the wrong are ALWAYS the first one to flip the bird?

BRRRR! Its cold in here, there must be some toros in the atmosphere. Dang we had to turn the heat on its so cold!

QOTD: What is worse than a rotten banana?

Mr IML 2009 is #11 Jeff Payne from Dallas TX

Wow what a day! IML, The Grabbys, cocktails w/ friendsp -I'm exhausted. What did you do today, well yesterday now?

Just saw fausto get someone to sit on a cake & Marc force feminize someone. Good times. Off to the grabbys to see pornstars

I am happy to announce that I am 75% Fat Free-send cheesecake

Heading down to IML to see what the boys are up too. Are you coming along?

Off to 90 Miles To Cuba for lunch, should I bring something back for you? Their yucca frita are fabulous

Question of the Day (QOTD): What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Off to play board games with the boys. I think the choices are Stratego, Manhattan or Chutes n Ladders

NOTE TO SELF: When someone states the obvious its because its not obvious to them, so dont roll your eyes and giggle,

FACT: The smaller the dog, the gayer the man.

What's worse than a cold toilet seat?

The show is great but the leaning tower of pisa sitting in front of me is uber annoying. SIT BACK BITCH

Seriosly, how can I be missing 7 socks. Its unpossible!

Overheard in Chicago

Overheard at a local bakery between a Gay Twink, his Mom and Two Bears.

Mom (holding tray filled with gross looking pastries): Oh look at those, they look yummy. We should get some of those.

Bears (with tray filled with delicious looking pastries): Oh they are good, you should try them!

Mom: And don't worry, Cheetah Gym is right down the street

Bears:  Oh, I've heard of that mythical place

Twink: (Rolls eyes)

Oh My! It is a glorious day that the babvy Jesus has given us. It almost wants to make me repent my sins, but I won't.

For once I actually DID have a banana in my pocket.

Why do they even install turn signals on cars any longer? People are too busy chatting on their phones to use them

Is it just me or are people stupidest on Monday mornings? Did they forget EVERYTHING over the weekend? I think so!

All I wanted was a nap!

The neighbors just mowed the back yard - it smells so delicious.

What should I do if i got 2 left socks?

They weren't Mormons, they were bus boys

Str8 guys @ the grocery store are funny & clueless

Cattle Call is open, we're stopping in for a cold one

I still refuse to say 'venti'

Cattle Call was a lot of fun, an interesting mix of Charlies and Sidetrack. Lots of people, was definitely the place to "be seen" tonight!

WOW there is still a queue to get into Cattle Call

OMG There is a line out the door @ Cattle Call. Get here quick

Heading out to Andersonville's newest bar-Cattle Call @ Bryn Mawr/Clark Are you coming?

They say: 'when your ears ring, company is coming' What do they say when your nipple itches?

love how people think that turning on the speaker phone and holding it in front of their face is the same as 'handsfree'

I think that Paul Rubens wanted to get caught in that theater

You're never more than 5 minutes away from Chocolate Cake

I got together with my friends Marc & Fausto from the Feast Of Fun and we made this quick and easy 5-minute Chocolate Cake.

My Cousin in Sweeden - Hey Kristen - sent me this email and I knew that Marc & Fausto love chocolate so I just had to share the recipe with them.

The cake was actually quite good - which pissed me off because now I know that I'll never be more than 5-minutes away from Chocolate Cake - damn it!!!!

Note to self: Although hair gel & Astroglide look the same, they don't act the same.

Those fab boys from Feast of Fun invited me over to tape a show, you know you need a laugh today! Check it out: http://tr.im/lkjp

Price Relief?

The local grocery store is heavily advertising their current promotion "The Big Relief" price cut promotion.

They're trying to show their "corporate goodwill" by saying "Hey, we're here to help you by cutting prices up to 20%" but really what are they saying?

Grocery prices have been creeping ever so slightly over the last few years, either by actual price increases or corporations downsizing their product (grocery shrink ray) and charging the same amount - thusly inducing a price hike.

I was wondering how long it was going to take for the grocery stores and food producers were going to cave in, they've been charging more and more while using the same excuse that "well gas is high so everything else is more expensive" well gas has been down to around $2.10 a gallon for quite some time - down from the drastic $4.00+ we saw (and yes I know I shouldn't bitch because our European brothers and sister pay WAY more for gas than we do - it's just that, well "that's what we're used to, it's not our fault"). Regardless, I think it's funny that they're pushing that "they're the good guys"

Really, I take it as "Hey, we've been f*cking you around for the past few years by raising prices on the backs of lame excuses so we're gonna give you a break now. So come on back to us, because we're gonna screw you less than the other guy does"

I love it that the Grocery Store has my back : -)

Note to self: When cruising boys remember that glasses ARE NOT the same as sunglasses.

Note to self: when you get a new combo lock, don't put the tag with the combination in your gym bag that you then lock up

OMG can you believe it, I am off to the gym

All I wanted to do was take a nap! Check out this Exclusive Facebook video: http://tr.im/l4vR Shouldn't we be friends on Facebook?

i have arrived safely back in chicago what a grest weekend in Dallas

woo hoo i got on an earlier flight

Discussing the concepts of the new Star Trek with Logan makes my brain hurt

WOW that was the BEST Star Trek EVER. Franchise definitely resurected.

About to see Star Trek in the biggest theater EVER. This place is ginormous, its the only big thing to impress me so far.

got to see Dixie Longate in McKinney, TX and she didn't call the cops. Hooray

well 2 out of 3 aint bad