Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Janet Jackson is messing up Network TV again!
Janet Jackson just released a new album (yeah for her) and she's been all over the TV making her marketing rounds....the only problem is that she is causing total havoc with the networks, everything is running late because they put her on a 20 minute delay!
Friday, September 22, 2006
Almost a tornado
Wow Chicago had a tornado warning this evening! That hardly ever happens in the big city. We were so excited that it was coming our way as well, I mean how often do you get to be in the path of a tornado and for a change not be in a single-wide trailer!
It was the most bizarre thing really, I was sitting at the computer and all of a sudden it got pitch black outside and then the wind started blowing. We have a fan in the window to help circulate the air and all of a sudden the fan stopped and started spinning the other way for a few seconds….even though it was still plugged in…then it stopped and went the normal way for a few seconds and did the same thing. About this time I hear my roomie YELLING for me.
I go bounding up the stairs and look out on the patio, there are plants and chairs flying EVERYWHERE.
I’ve got a few big ficus trees and schefflera’s that I haven’t brought in the house yet because it’s still pretty nice outside, it was blowing so hard that we had to bring the plants in or be afraid that they would get blown away or broken in half. I grabbed one of the trees and the wind picked up, it was moving so fast and it was back and forth, it was tres bizarre.
There was some good that came out of this…I got to practice a scene from The Wizard of Oz……no not the one you’re thinking about…..the one where the tornado is coming and Auntie Em is calling out for Dorothy….it was hilarious, here I am carrying a 5 foot plant screaming at the top of my lungs DOROTHY!!!!! DOROTHY!!!!!!
But hey, we had a tornado go through!
It was the most bizarre thing really, I was sitting at the computer and all of a sudden it got pitch black outside and then the wind started blowing. We have a fan in the window to help circulate the air and all of a sudden the fan stopped and started spinning the other way for a few seconds….even though it was still plugged in…then it stopped and went the normal way for a few seconds and did the same thing. About this time I hear my roomie YELLING for me.
I go bounding up the stairs and look out on the patio, there are plants and chairs flying EVERYWHERE.
I’ve got a few big ficus trees and schefflera’s that I haven’t brought in the house yet because it’s still pretty nice outside, it was blowing so hard that we had to bring the plants in or be afraid that they would get blown away or broken in half. I grabbed one of the trees and the wind picked up, it was moving so fast and it was back and forth, it was tres bizarre.
There was some good that came out of this…I got to practice a scene from The Wizard of Oz……no not the one you’re thinking about…..the one where the tornado is coming and Auntie Em is calling out for Dorothy….it was hilarious, here I am carrying a 5 foot plant screaming at the top of my lungs DOROTHY!!!!! DOROTHY!!!!!!
But hey, we had a tornado go through!
Someone's praying for my soul
I've got a YouTube account and as you know I occasionally will post a video here and there.
Well back in February I posted a video of "Thanks" for my friend Olivia who sent me this fabulous care package. It's a really corny video and stupid, and I finally got a comment on it today!
The comment was from a user named: enlightenedbygrace4U and was:
Has anyone decided to send you a Bible? You are scary.Playing with those dolls.I'll be praying for you. Jesus loves you anyhow. But He hates the sin...Peace...
Isn't that fabulous, someone is worried about me playing with dolls and yeah, they're gonna send me a bible!
If you'd like to check out the really corny video check HERE
Well back in February I posted a video of "Thanks" for my friend Olivia who sent me this fabulous care package. It's a really corny video and stupid, and I finally got a comment on it today!
The comment was from a user named: enlightenedbygrace4U and was:
Has anyone decided to send you a Bible? You are scary.Playing with those dolls.I'll be praying for you. Jesus loves you anyhow. But He hates the sin...Peace...
Isn't that fabulous, someone is worried about me playing with dolls and yeah, they're gonna send me a bible!
If you'd like to check out the really corny video check HERE
I hope to goodness she has a nickname
The shuttle Atlantis safely touched down earlier this week, after several space walks and nervous nelly's wondering if debris found outside the shuttle would impact it's return.
There was an article today on MSNBC about one of the astronauts who collapsed during the welcome home ceremony.
She was the 5th out of 6 astronauts to talk, I think she really just faked it so they could all go home. I mean really after 2 astronauts talking how much more could there be? And if she was the next to last to talk, did what she have to say really that important? I mean if it had been, wouldn't she have been the first to talk instead of next to last?
I know I shouldn't bitch, she's been in space and I haven't. I guess when I come home from my first space flight I'll want to talk about it too no matter how many people are in front of me.
But really, I hope this lady has a nickname because her name is:
Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper
Now isn't that a mouthful?
There was an article today on MSNBC about one of the astronauts who collapsed during the welcome home ceremony.
She was the 5th out of 6 astronauts to talk, I think she really just faked it so they could all go home. I mean really after 2 astronauts talking how much more could there be? And if she was the next to last to talk, did what she have to say really that important? I mean if it had been, wouldn't she have been the first to talk instead of next to last?
I know I shouldn't bitch, she's been in space and I haven't. I guess when I come home from my first space flight I'll want to talk about it too no matter how many people are in front of me.
But really, I hope this lady has a nickname because her name is:
Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper
Now isn't that a mouthful?
Thursday, September 21, 2006
I'm such a neglectful parent
Thank goodness that I'm only raising a blog and not children, otherwise DCFS would be all over my ass!
I apologize for the lack of postings as of late but boy things have gotten so busy.
A few weeks ago we had the distinct pleasure of traveling to NE Ohio and seeing the Knapps and meeting the Wonderful Mac's.....hell after that trip it took me a week to recover!
Work has been so so so busy for a change, we had a person leave our team and I took over most of their responsibility (in addition to keeping my own tasks) so when I get home from work I'm totally drained.
Oh yeah and there was the move that happened at the beginning of the month. I would say that we're 95% in the house, there are only a few things left to do - one of them is to get the office area completed. There's been so many other things to do around the house that when I get home I don't always have the luxury of being able to sit down at the computer and surf like I used to (It's been ages since I've even been on YouTube, if you can believe that.)
I'm actually going home to NE PA this weekend to visit my family. A few months back we got some very bad news about my Uncle - he was diagnosed with Brain and Lung Cancer, he's been undergoing chemo treatments and has a long road ahead of himself. As you may recall, The Boyfriend and I were to travel home to NE PA back in June/July but because of storms we didn't make it, so I decided this weekend I'm going.
I'm going to see my uncle, my parents and my sister and maybe visit The Fair, I promise to take lots of pictures and will post when I get back.
Next month we're hosting Movie Night at the new house and also having our House Warming Party/Halloween Party, so if you're in the Chicago area or going to be in the Chicagoland area let me know and you can stop by and party with us.
I apologize for the lack of postings as of late but boy things have gotten so busy.
A few weeks ago we had the distinct pleasure of traveling to NE Ohio and seeing the Knapps and meeting the Wonderful Mac's.....hell after that trip it took me a week to recover!
Work has been so so so busy for a change, we had a person leave our team and I took over most of their responsibility (in addition to keeping my own tasks) so when I get home from work I'm totally drained.
Oh yeah and there was the move that happened at the beginning of the month. I would say that we're 95% in the house, there are only a few things left to do - one of them is to get the office area completed. There's been so many other things to do around the house that when I get home I don't always have the luxury of being able to sit down at the computer and surf like I used to (It's been ages since I've even been on YouTube, if you can believe that.)
I'm actually going home to NE PA this weekend to visit my family. A few months back we got some very bad news about my Uncle - he was diagnosed with Brain and Lung Cancer, he's been undergoing chemo treatments and has a long road ahead of himself. As you may recall, The Boyfriend and I were to travel home to NE PA back in June/July but because of storms we didn't make it, so I decided this weekend I'm going.
I'm going to see my uncle, my parents and my sister and maybe visit The Fair, I promise to take lots of pictures and will post when I get back.
Next month we're hosting Movie Night at the new house and also having our House Warming Party/Halloween Party, so if you're in the Chicago area or going to be in the Chicagoland area let me know and you can stop by and party with us.
Friday, September 15, 2006
The Self-Portrait Game
I didn't really want to say anything, but last week The Boyfriend and I went to Ohio to visit a few blogger buddies (Andi, Stella, George & Craig).
While we were there we created this great new drinking game - The Self Portrait Game.
Check it out!
Oh yeah and if you're interested in checking out the pix from our weekend in Ohio, click here.
Monday, September 11, 2006
Where were you?
When I was growing up I always remember my parents and their friends saying "Oh I remember exactly what I was doing when Kennedy was killed."
I always found that intriguing and interesting, but never thought that I would have one of those moments in my life.
I remember where I was on the day of the Oklahoma Bombings - I was driving to work and heard it on the radio.
I remember where I was when the World Trade Center was destroyed on September 11, 2001 - I was sitting in my bosses office in a meeting when his partner called and said "a plane hit the WTC." He said "oh, ok" and hung up the phone, we spoke for a few minutes and speculated that it must have been a small commuter plane, it was nothing to worry about. Soon after the phone rang again, but this time we heard "Another plane hit the WTC? Yeah, ok, whatever. You know what, I'm in a meeting I'm going to have to call you back in a little bit." He hung up the phone and we had a little laugh because we figured it was obviously a prank....not 30 seconds later one of our employees knocked on the door and said "Hey, the internet is acting really strang, I can't get anywhere...every page is timing out...oh yeah and someone said that a plane hit the WTC."
Suddenly our world was changed.....forever.
Where were you?
I always found that intriguing and interesting, but never thought that I would have one of those moments in my life.
I remember where I was on the day of the Oklahoma Bombings - I was driving to work and heard it on the radio.
I remember where I was when the World Trade Center was destroyed on September 11, 2001 - I was sitting in my bosses office in a meeting when his partner called and said "a plane hit the WTC." He said "oh, ok" and hung up the phone, we spoke for a few minutes and speculated that it must have been a small commuter plane, it was nothing to worry about. Soon after the phone rang again, but this time we heard "Another plane hit the WTC? Yeah, ok, whatever. You know what, I'm in a meeting I'm going to have to call you back in a little bit." He hung up the phone and we had a little laugh because we figured it was obviously a prank....not 30 seconds later one of our employees knocked on the door and said "Hey, the internet is acting really strang, I can't get anywhere...every page is timing out...oh yeah and someone said that a plane hit the WTC."
Suddenly our world was changed.....forever.
Where were you?
Something HUGE happened
OMG, you're never going to believe what happened. (I'm just like a 12 year old girl aren't I?)
More to come but perhaps this may be a bit of a hint
More to come but perhaps this may be a bit of a hint
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
I'm almost back
Hello Out There (hears a big echo many times over)
Well, I'm partially back.....not completely but partially. The move happened - all I kept saying to myself was "how did I have all of this crap in a one bedroom apartment?"
The only thing left to "set up" in the house is the office area and the kitchen cupboards. Right now things in the kitchen are slung every which way and it's a big scavenger hunt to find what we need. The Office (which includes my computer) is still in boxes - I may tackle that this evening.
Work has been especially hectic, one of my team mates moved to a different position and I took over about 75% of their responsibility (and still kept my own) so I've been going crazy trying to keep my head above water.
I started with my "seasonal allergies" yesterday on top of it all, if you have them you know how much fun they can be.
I can give you this piece of advice - pseudophede and coffee don't really work that well together, one puts you down and the other hypes you up, I'm sort of tingling all over (which isn't a bad thing - just a little freaky).
I promise things will be back to normal soon and I'll be as snarky as evah!
Well, I'm partially back.....not completely but partially. The move happened - all I kept saying to myself was "how did I have all of this crap in a one bedroom apartment?"
The only thing left to "set up" in the house is the office area and the kitchen cupboards. Right now things in the kitchen are slung every which way and it's a big scavenger hunt to find what we need. The Office (which includes my computer) is still in boxes - I may tackle that this evening.
Work has been especially hectic, one of my team mates moved to a different position and I took over about 75% of their responsibility (and still kept my own) so I've been going crazy trying to keep my head above water.
I started with my "seasonal allergies" yesterday on top of it all, if you have them you know how much fun they can be.
I can give you this piece of advice - pseudophede and coffee don't really work that well together, one puts you down and the other hypes you up, I'm sort of tingling all over (which isn't a bad thing - just a little freaky).
I promise things will be back to normal soon and I'll be as snarky as evah!
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Which one expired first - The Answer
Thanks to everyone who gave an answer, some of you were close and some of you were WAY off.
I should start by saying that all of the items displayed expired prior to 2005!
And here's when they expired:
The La Choy Soy Sauce - actually had no expiration date? Does that mean that it never goes bad?
The Jewel brand Ravioli - expired in December 2004
The Welch's Grape Juice - expired in July 2004
The Juicy Juice Apple Juice - expired in June 2004
The Chicken Boulion - expired in March 2004
The Beef Boulion - expired in December 2003
Which leaves our winner -
The Tas-Tee Salad Dressing - expired in December 2002!
This means that Karen is our winner even though she was off by a year, here's her official entry:
Definitely the salad dressing! As for the date ... I am going to assume that you didn't move into your place with an already expired bottle of dressing (I know, never ass-u-me, it makes an ....) and since I think that you have lived in your current place for approximately four years, I'm going to guess that you bought it immediately after moving in and that it expired in 12/03. So mathematical, I know!
I'll have to think of a great prize to send Karen - unfortunately I've already thrown the salad dressing away.
I know what you're thinking...how could I have all of these food items for so long?
I'm a man
(and that's the only time I'll ever use that excuse)
Tomorrow is the BIG Moving Day so I'll be offline for a few days while I hustle the movers along so they move quickly and don't try to make the job longer than it should be, plus then I'll have to deal with the designers who for some reason have the mindset that whatever they say has to go in the new place. So wish me luck that the movers are cute, big and beefy! WOOF! (of course I know they only have hot movers in the movies and on TV, but a boy can dream).
See you in a few days!
I should start by saying that all of the items displayed expired prior to 2005!
And here's when they expired:
The La Choy Soy Sauce - actually had no expiration date? Does that mean that it never goes bad?
The Jewel brand Ravioli - expired in December 2004
The Welch's Grape Juice - expired in July 2004
The Juicy Juice Apple Juice - expired in June 2004
The Chicken Boulion - expired in March 2004
The Beef Boulion - expired in December 2003
Which leaves our winner -
The Tas-Tee Salad Dressing - expired in December 2002!
This means that Karen is our winner even though she was off by a year, here's her official entry:
Definitely the salad dressing! As for the date ... I am going to assume that you didn't move into your place with an already expired bottle of dressing (I know, never ass-u-me, it makes an ....) and since I think that you have lived in your current place for approximately four years, I'm going to guess that you bought it immediately after moving in and that it expired in 12/03. So mathematical, I know!
I'll have to think of a great prize to send Karen - unfortunately I've already thrown the salad dressing away.
I know what you're thinking...how could I have all of these food items for so long?
I'm a man
(and that's the only time I'll ever use that excuse)
Tomorrow is the BIG Moving Day so I'll be offline for a few days while I hustle the movers along so they move quickly and don't try to make the job longer than it should be, plus then I'll have to deal with the designers who for some reason have the mindset that whatever they say has to go in the new place. So wish me luck that the movers are cute, big and beefy! WOOF! (of course I know they only have hot movers in the movies and on TV, but a boy can dream).
See you in a few days!
John Michael Karr Didn't Do It - Big F'in Surprise!
So is this news all over the world? It’s on the news EVERYWHERE over here, at the top of the hour……above the War in Iraq, it’s embarrassing!
If you’re not familiar – John Michael Karr confessed to killing JonBenet Ramsey 10 years ago. Big Drama, she was a 5 year old beauty queen, they never figured out who did it, accused the parents, even the brother, but they never solved it.
Well a short while back Karr came forward, he was living in Thailand and confessed via email and phone conversations, 2 weeks ago they went to Thailand and brought him back. There was controversy because he flew back Business/First class and had champagne – everyone was outraged, how dare he.
So yesterday the DNA test came back and lo and behold it showed that the killer was NOT HIM (I sort of had a feeling all along (I should have posted about it but I didn’t))
So now, the controversy has moved from him drinking champagne and eating fancy meals on the airplane to the controversy of the Boulder DA. Now the DA has to explain why they brought him all the way over here and the media is grilling them.
Come on people, they did what they had to do…what if they would have done nothing and then down the road we found out that it really was him and he had killed again…..then what you’d be grilling them because “they should have done something” when they first found out about it!
Uhm HELLO AMERICA - he lied! Isn't that more important? I'm confused?
I guess where the media is concerned “You’re either damned if you do or damned if you don’t.” Make it spin however you want just so it looks good on the 6:00 National News!
I think he just wanted a free airplane ride home to the States!
If you’re not familiar – John Michael Karr confessed to killing JonBenet Ramsey 10 years ago. Big Drama, she was a 5 year old beauty queen, they never figured out who did it, accused the parents, even the brother, but they never solved it.
Well a short while back Karr came forward, he was living in Thailand and confessed via email and phone conversations, 2 weeks ago they went to Thailand and brought him back. There was controversy because he flew back Business/First class and had champagne – everyone was outraged, how dare he.
So yesterday the DNA test came back and lo and behold it showed that the killer was NOT HIM (I sort of had a feeling all along (I should have posted about it but I didn’t))
So now, the controversy has moved from him drinking champagne and eating fancy meals on the airplane to the controversy of the Boulder DA. Now the DA has to explain why they brought him all the way over here and the media is grilling them.
Come on people, they did what they had to do…what if they would have done nothing and then down the road we found out that it really was him and he had killed again…..then what you’d be grilling them because “they should have done something” when they first found out about it!
Uhm HELLO AMERICA - he lied! Isn't that more important? I'm confused?
I guess where the media is concerned “You’re either damned if you do or damned if you don’t.” Make it spin however you want just so it looks good on the 6:00 National News!
I think he just wanted a free airplane ride home to the States!
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Which one expired first
This moving thing is getting old quick. Fortunately I go back to work tomorrow and I can focus on something else for a change.
It seems that all I've done for the last week is pack...and pack....and pack. And it's just me, I can only imagine what you families do when you move - oh my god!
My mother told me today that if they ever decide to move they're going to sell their house lock, stock and barrel, you buy the house you get the furnishings free. They've lived in the same home for 42 years!
Now granted their house has gone almost a 100% change from when they moved there, it reminds me of that scene from Beetlejuice when they come back from the netherworld for the first time and house is completely different....that's how I feel when I go home.....
So I'm about 95% packed, the only thing left is the computer/desk area and a few things here and there....I've already started the "cleaning" process - I find myself getting psychotic with the cleaning for some reason - I guess because I want my deposit back!
Two questions for you:
- First can you guess which of these products expired FIRST and WHEN it expired (year/month is fine)?
- Secondly, I have never ever ever had an issue with bugs in this apartment, but I just wonder if should "bomb" it before I move out...what do you think?
It seems that all I've done for the last week is pack...and pack....and pack. And it's just me, I can only imagine what you families do when you move - oh my god!
My mother told me today that if they ever decide to move they're going to sell their house lock, stock and barrel, you buy the house you get the furnishings free. They've lived in the same home for 42 years!
Now granted their house has gone almost a 100% change from when they moved there, it reminds me of that scene from Beetlejuice when they come back from the netherworld for the first time and house is completely different....that's how I feel when I go home.....
So I'm about 95% packed, the only thing left is the computer/desk area and a few things here and there....I've already started the "cleaning" process - I find myself getting psychotic with the cleaning for some reason - I guess because I want my deposit back!
Two questions for you:
- First can you guess which of these products expired FIRST and WHEN it expired (year/month is fine)?
- Secondly, I have never ever ever had an issue with bugs in this apartment, but I just wonder if should "bomb" it before I move out...what do you think?
One Year Ago Today
It was one year ago, around this time of day, that I got a call from my Father......my Grandmother had just passed away.
My Mom had this put in the local paper today:
I miss you Grammy.
My Mom had this put in the local paper today:
I miss you Grammy.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Interactive Moving - Part III
Part I was quite the shut out - the poor flowers were tossed unmercifully into the trash bin.
Part II has been quite the rabblerowser! And I'm not quite sure what to do with it? Does it go in the trash? Does it end up being a centerpiece at my next party? Does it end up in someones Dungeon? The verdict is still out on that, so keep voting and let me know what I should do.
This next part is truly Interactive Moving - this one is a video request.
As a bit of a background - This was a housewarming present from my friend Keith - as a joke - but I don't think it was given as a joke.....hmmmmm.
Part II has been quite the rabblerowser! And I'm not quite sure what to do with it? Does it go in the trash? Does it end up being a centerpiece at my next party? Does it end up in someones Dungeon? The verdict is still out on that, so keep voting and let me know what I should do.
This next part is truly Interactive Moving - this one is a video request.
As a bit of a background - This was a housewarming present from my friend Keith - as a joke - but I don't think it was given as a joke.....hmmmmm.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
More of that F*cking G*d D@mn Lost Kitten
I've had enough.
Truly I have. A month ago....a month ago, these signs started showing up in the neighborhood.
At first it was just annoying, but then when I saw a poster almost a mile away I was just flabbergasted. Apparently these people had their "kitten" down at the park near the lake, and it was either stolen/taken/or walked away, because on the posters they say they'll pay anything for the return of their kitten.
So when Andi was here a few weeks ago, I decided I had had enough and dialed the phone to see if they had found their kitten....well the call went directly to voicemail and I hung up.
But last weekend when I was walking around, I saw ANOTHER one of their posters so I knew I had to say something......so I dialed up their phone number and when someone answered I said "Hi, I'm calling about the poster for the lost kitten?" Oh yeah the person replied..."Did you find it?" The reply that came back was yeah we found it......at which point I just said politely "Oh, I'm so happy for you. Could you please take down your god damn fucking posters that you have all over the neighborhood?" And I hung up!
Oh don't worry, I dialed *67 so they couldn't call me back, I know I'm a bitch.
Truly I have. A month ago....a month ago, these signs started showing up in the neighborhood.
At first it was just annoying, but then when I saw a poster almost a mile away I was just flabbergasted. Apparently these people had their "kitten" down at the park near the lake, and it was either stolen/taken/or walked away, because on the posters they say they'll pay anything for the return of their kitten.
So when Andi was here a few weeks ago, I decided I had had enough and dialed the phone to see if they had found their kitten....well the call went directly to voicemail and I hung up.
But last weekend when I was walking around, I saw ANOTHER one of their posters so I knew I had to say something......so I dialed up their phone number and when someone answered I said "Hi, I'm calling about the poster for the lost kitten?" Oh yeah the person replied..."Did you find it?" The reply that came back was yeah we found it......at which point I just said politely "Oh, I'm so happy for you. Could you please take down your god damn fucking posters that you have all over the neighborhood?" And I hung up!
Oh don't worry, I dialed *67 so they couldn't call me back, I know I'm a bitch.
It's all in the eye of the beholder
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.
The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."
After the curator left, a young man in a Kentucky T-shirt approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?" "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.
"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Kentucky coal miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch."
The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."
After the curator left, a young man in a Kentucky T-shirt approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?" "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.
"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Kentucky coal miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch."
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Interactive Moving
Since the LAST round went so well and the flowers were tossesd, I thought I would give you a bit of a challenge with the next "Should It Stay or Should It Go?"
I got this as a "gag" gift many years ago, it is in pristine and has never been used.
This reminds me of a time I went to a Dirty Book Store with a friend and he ended up buying a double ended dildo, as we were walking out of the store I said "I hope to God that this is the last time that I ever see that thing again because if I ever do I'll know where it's been!"
Should it Stay or Should It Go?
I got this as a "gag" gift many years ago, it is in pristine and has never been used.
This reminds me of a time I went to a Dirty Book Store with a friend and he ended up buying a double ended dildo, as we were walking out of the store I said "I hope to God that this is the last time that I ever see that thing again because if I ever do I'll know where it's been!"
Should it Stay or Should It Go?
Look at the world we've created?
The Little League World Series is going on right now....and really the only reason I'm interested is that it's held in Williamsport, PA which is about a 45 minute drive from where I grew up in NE PA! It's always good to see the "homeland" on TV, even if does involve baseball.
The big news coming out of the series this year so far is that one of the players uttered a curse word and the coach in turn slapped/hit him...all on national TV. Now everyone is in a huff because the curse word was audible during the live broadcast....so you know what they're gonna do?
They're going to broadcast the rest of the series with a 5-Second delay in case any more of the kids decide to spout off at the mouth.
But really, is this the world we've created? A world where a curse word, by a child nonethless, forces TV Executives to enforce a 5-second delay.
Why don't we just put the whole world on a 5-Second delay, and that way no one anywhere will ever have to worry about being offended!
The big news coming out of the series this year so far is that one of the players uttered a curse word and the coach in turn slapped/hit him...all on national TV. Now everyone is in a huff because the curse word was audible during the live broadcast....so you know what they're gonna do?
They're going to broadcast the rest of the series with a 5-Second delay in case any more of the kids decide to spout off at the mouth.
But really, is this the world we've created? A world where a curse word, by a child nonethless, forces TV Executives to enforce a 5-second delay.
Why don't we just put the whole world on a 5-Second delay, and that way no one anywhere will ever have to worry about being offended!
Dontcha Hate It
Don't you just hate when you're pouring milk in your first cup of coffee of the day and that damn safety ring falls......kerplunk.....right into your cup?
Who sabotages milk anyway? It's so passé.
Who sabotages milk anyway? It's so passé.
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