Sorry folks no Mario Kart tonight if u didnt see the facebook email

Woah! I could see Morticias clevage from the back row, excellent! Loved Addams Family!!

What a great way to start a 5 day staycation: dinner & The Addams Family w @jmilio

QOTD: What are your holiday plans?

QOTD: Where do you keep your maple syrup, fridge or cupboard?

Looks like @ladygaga almost joined the Janet Jackson Boob Appearance club on @jayleno tonight. Go Gaga!

Dont forget its Mario Kart Sunday @730PM CST

I can't believe that I'm already seeing tons of Christmas decorations - including trees - already, what happened to T-day?

Alas, me thinks it's time for flannel sheet

Just so you know drivers: putting your phone on speaker and holding it is NOT THE SAME as using a headset

QOTD: What household chore do you put off the longest?

Crap! I got a paper cut on my thumb, this better not mess with wing night, I'll wear gloves if need be

25¢ Buffalo Wings tonight! I wanna eat so many I pee Buffalo Sauce tomorrow!

RT @chicagonow Nation's oldest LGBT paper, Washington Blade, ceases publication http://bit.ly/3MKbZ9

QOTD: Have you texted while driving?

I hope you haven't forgotten that it's Mario Kart Sunday, 7:30PM CST. B there or B Sqr

Do you think you should pass an IQ test to use the self-checkout lanes at the grocery store?

After Precious I am speechless. Off to see Bertha Mason and then Snow White

About to see Precious, have you seen it yet?

RT @chicagonow Check out Lady Gaga's newest single from The Fame Monster -->http://bit.ly/2ET5pn

QOTD: What are your plans this weekend before winter sets in?

Make sure that you thank a Veteran today! Especially those lgbt that served.

I swear that Britney Spears says "I drink pee" in her new song, 3, I had no idea she was into water sports.

Just gone done taping a show w/ @feasoffun What a hoot!

RT @chicagonow Thai Ladyboys invade Switzerland! http://bit.ly/37Ht9X

Don't miss Wii Mario Kart tonight at 7:30PM CST more details here ---> http://su.pr/1cbXT5

Who said Global Warming is bad? It was 72 in Chicago today - that's GREAT!

RT @chicagonow @whatsaboytodo Gay couple banned from Wal-mart over lighters. http://su.pr/2m8JnZ

The iPhone has made bullshitting impossible!

QOTD: The last time I....

RT @chicagonow Maine says 'No to same-sex marriage, HELL YEAH TO MARIJUANA!' http://bit.ly/3qkbpp

Oooh....look at me

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I'm a bull in a china shop...well more like a living room but I felt like I was in a China Shop!

This time of year is HELL for me: Baseball, Football, Basketball AND Hockey! ARGH! I need some HGTV to balance

Mario Kart at 7:30PM CDT TONIGHT!!! My Wii ID is 4511 3260 6138 send me yours. d message for more details