Attention this is an all skate reverse

Srsly @ticketmaster $16.50 in fees on a $94 ticket? & I love how you sneak in the $4.50 processing fee at the very end

Could I be any more gay?

Eating cornish hen makes me feel like a giant.

I love my new 'Fake Panda' shirt from @threadless, it's my first one! http://bit.ly/dCVK5z

If Whitney is consuming 4.5oz of Coke a week per the @nationalenquirer, then why is she so fat?

How is it that people forget how to drive as soon as they get behind the wheel?

QOTD: Who would you become a stalker for?

Won big time at the casino...at the atm (minus service fees) &@ the buffet.

Going to the casino today should I bet red or white on the roulette table?

Happy Anniversary @7_Eleven, don't forget to stop by for your FREE SLUSHIE TODAY!

Now that I know the kid brother on Hannah Montana is 33 I'm sorta creeped out.

Excited to be going on a @kovaldistillery tour tomorrow, then the casino on sunday!

Bring the Kardashians to Chicago - I think not!

I got this overly dramatic email this morning imploring me that I click on the Demand It (r) button to tell the world that I want the Kardashian Sisters to come to Chicago.

Now why in the hell would I want to do that? I don't have cable so I've never seen their program, but unfortunately because they are media grabbing whores I know all about them.....disgusting...and I'm a media whore....well not really but I like to pretend.

The only thing I find interesting about the Kardashians are their hot boyfriends/husbands - WOOF!!!!

They've taken Miami and for all I care, they can stay there.

Do you love or hate the Kardashians?

Getting ready to try a naanwich at gaztro wagon

What's it mean when the lady at dunkin donuts slips you an extra munchkin?