Just arrived #letscreate now lets see whos here

Was that a snowflake I just saw?

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Why do parents torture their children by taking them through the toy department?

@jointheimpactil just added a 3rd bus for #NtlEqMarch U can still get on for $100 r/t - Come to DC with us http://bit.ly/dhTWt

Oh my, the boys that work @ Pizzaria Aroma are smokin'

Holy Crap for the second time this week I saw someone running from the Walgreens being chased by employees

QOTD: Who buys a Mercedes-Benz on a Thursday night?

Oh my god! I think there is a Thai lady boy on the train!!

Surprisingly the audience for The Wizard of Oz is seniors...children...and queers!! Damn I forgot my ruby slippers

We're off to see the Wizard tonight http://bit.ly/DX23k

Come on be like Chicago and Vote Early, Vote Often http://bit.ly/Xruuw PLEASE RT @chicagonow

Click 2vote (5 stars) 4 Jerry 2speak @NtlEqMarch in D.C. NOW! 72 Yr old Photographer-photgraphed Milk! http://bit.ly/3FlDTi

RT @chicagonow Anyone patronize Hunters in Elk Grove Village? They've got a new ID policy in effect: http://bit.ly/GN38J

I think I actually want to watch the direct to DVD Scooby-Doo Movie...what do u think?

ooooh excitement. we just saw some guy steal a bottle of whiskey from the walgreens and run, he told me to get out of his way

Its like 2001: A Space Odyssey @ Windy City Comicon...Its full of geeks

Apparently The Little Corner Restaurant in Edgewater is the gay nexus of Edgewater on a Saturday morning

I'm upset that the lady standing on the corner talking to random people about Jesus didn't try to stop me to talk about him.

I just bought my bus tickets for @NtlEqMarch in Washington DC on 10/11/09. Are you going?

Oh crap, just got busted by the maintance guy as I was 'baby talking' to the dog & cat...oh well

off to see the dress rehersal of a new show....god I hope it doesn't suck

QOTD: Exactly what are those band-aids under football players eyes for?

OMG i just came from a fitting session and it was fabulous. now off to find out about the new beachouse @hollywood beach

RT @chicagonow @redeyechicago Obama calls it like it is - Kanye is a Jackass - http://bit.ly/rjMK0less than 5 seconds ago

Ukraine says Elton John is too old and too gay to adopt!

So in the news today was a story about how Elton John was going to adopt a Ukrainian baby that he met while touring a hospital for HIV+ children.

Apparently in the past he had said that he never wanted children, yada yada yada but after meeting this 14-month old baby he suddenly changed his mind and went all maternal. That was all the hubub late Sunday night and early into Monday morning....well that and Kanye is still an asshole and Serena Williams royally cussed out a cute little line guard.

But then around 11:45 this morning all hell broke loose when the Associated Press announced that the Ukrainian Family, Youth and Sports Minister said that Elton did not qualify to adopt because he was too old and WAY too gay! Apparently the Minister had seen Tommy and never forgave Elton.

Seriously though, the Ukraine has a law that says adopted parents must be within 45 years of the adoptee and Elton is 62, which means that instead he qualifies to adopt a 17 year old.....

What I find funny though is that the Minister that denied Elton was from the Family, Youth and Sports division of the government....so what this guy is responsible for families, kids and the softball and bowling leagues?

He also said that Elton was way too gay because the Ukraine requires adopted parents to be married - and even though Elton married his partner David Furnish in 2005 - the Ukraine doesn't recognize same-sex marriage as a "real marriage" and are thus denying them the baby of their dreams.

But it raises a few questions though....did Elton really think the whole thing through or just thought that he was like Madonna and could adopt any little baby he wanted? Did he really think about the consequences of adopting a baby? The impact on his lifestyle? Or did he just say "Oh look, there's a baby, I want it." Sorta reminds me of an Edina Monsoon when she adopted that Romanian Baby.....hey Romania isn't that far from the Ukraine is it? They're just separated by Moldova - perhaps he just got his countries mixed up and thought he was on a TV show. Seriously though, how can you just throw out there that "oh I want to adopt a baby" it's not like "oh I want a blue car."

Personally, I don't get the whole 'gay men adopting babies' thing.....gay men are too narcissistic to have children.....that's why we're gay to start with....well that and we like to have sex with men!

Should I be excited or concerned that my pussy met me at the door with a mouse in his mouth?

QOTD: What smells better than it tastes? i.e. Microwave buttered popcorn smells amazing but tastes like ass.

I don't even know Derren Brown and he pisses me off

So Derren Brown got the whole internet abuzz about his latest trick....you know the one where he accurately guessed all 5 numbers of the UK lottery.......and the internet exploded......people put out conspiracy videos.....and examined the video close up to prove how he did it.....and then he said oh come back in two days and I'll tell you how I did it......which got all the magicians in an uproar because a magician would never give up the secret.....everyone knows it's an illusion.....everyone wants to be a little fooled......and so two days go by and then the fucker gets on tv and says he guessed it......he just fucking guessed 5 numbers of the lottery......so he's either a fucking genius or he just gave everyone the finger and said "do you really think I was gonna tell you"......he guessed it.....fuck that pisses me off, and I don't even know the cocksucker...oh yeah, he's gay, so that's cool at least......and at least we're talking about him.

RT @chicagonow @redeyechicago @chicago_events Don't forget the big clean up at Hollywood Beach tomorrow morning ---> http://bit.ly/y2hXd

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QOTD: What member of the opposite sex would you be gay/straight for?

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If you are wearing a suit to a casual concert in the park, on a Sunday, then you are:

The insect program on Discovery Channel is both revolting and intriguiging at the same time

You can tell you are in a straight bar when there are two locks on the mens bathroom door.

Panda Riot @gapersblock anniv party just did a cover of MIA's Paper Airplanes w/o the dirty parts and it was fabu

GPS devices are more hassle than they're worth....recalculating route...recalculating route...

Sitting at Connie's Pizza on da Southside...where are you?

QOTD: Nothing compares to a freshly mown lawn. Whats your favorite smell?