Getting caught in the rain and too soon Christmas decorations.

The lunchtime dog walk started like every other lunch time walk, only this time we were trying to get in between rain showers.

We had tried to go out an hour ago, but it was raining, now the sun was out and it looked delightful - dog leash hooked to dog, dog and I out the door.

As we get around the corner from our house I saw the first one....a fully decorated Christmas tree showcased in someone's window.  Fuck it's JUST Thanksgiving.

Then it hit me, food......as we walked down the street I could smell food, turkeys roasting, hams glazing, pies baking, and someone else was burning a real fire....oh it smelled so good.

As we got further down the block - there was ANOTHER Christmas tree on display in all it's glory - seriously people, are you that into Christmas?

When we were half-way through our walk, literally the farthest distance from the house, the skies opened up and poured down the rain on us.  When I dumped Deeohji's waste in the waste can I was tempted to grab a piece of cardboard to cover my head for the long walk home....but I didn't.  I just grinned and bared it, took my justice with a side of soon to be smelly dog.

Fortunately on our return trip I saw someone who hadn't quite taken down their Halloween decorations, perhaps they'll just leave them up for the rest of the year, who knows.

Just in time for Christmas: A burning cross for your front yard and other offensive gifts

Just what everyone has been waiting for a 5 1/2 foot tall burning cross that you can put on your front lawn to tell your neighbors exactly how you feel.

Or perhaps this is a gift you're supposed to give and not actually put up at your own house. I bet the assembly instructions say that you're supposed to deliver it in the middle of night and to make sure that you cover yourself with bedsheets so no one knows who you are.

Oh wait, no they're serious it's got 210 individual ultra bright lights and it comes courtesy of American Family Association oh those sillies, they're calling it a "Christmas Cross", uh huh!

It may be Christmas, but Santa isn't the only one coming to town. Oh no, the faggots are coming too. The AFA wants to show you that they're not just prejudiced against some people, they also don't like the Homo's. They've gone and created a fabulous DVD titled They're Coming to Your Town, sounds scary doesn't it. Look at that FABULOUS cover art, it just screams gay doesn't it?

This 28-minute documentary will fill you in on all the details of how a few renegade homosexuals have infiltrated the once pleasant town of Eureka Springs, CO and made it their own. You go you crazy homo's!

At a cost of only $14.95 this DVD is a steal, I mean that works out to less than 50 cents a minute for hate and bigotry - make sure you get some for Grandma and Grandpa they won't want to miss out.

Those lovely and caring folks over at AFA suggest that you buy a 5-pack and share with your friends because I'm sure this is one nailbiter that will have you watching it over and over again. And it's just in time for you to buy and stuff in little Timmy's Christmas Hate Stocking.

Oh those silly Christians, they don't like anybody do they?