Keyword Roundup!

I love looking at the keywords that drive people to my blog. I'm sure it drives them absolultely bonkers when they're looking for one thing and then end up in my part of the world....poor things.

But here are some of the best Keywords as of late:

- Porn Star Blog (Remember, they're only porn STARS if I know what their name is, otherwise they're just Porn ACTORS)
- the Little Prince Quiz (is this a hot quiz going around now, I have no idea?)
- Is Paul Konrad/Tom Skilling/Dean Richards/Pat Tomasulo Gay (these are all of the anchors on our local channel WGN)
- How to eat your own pussy (I assume they're talking about frying up your kitty, because how in the world could you eat your own pussy - unless you're a contoronist)
- I work as the manager at an insurance company (congratulations, lord knows what you were doing here though)
- worlds oldest stripper (People are STILL looking for that picture - it's disgusting I tell you) - stanky ho (why thank you, I like to think I am)
- 703-656-9940 (this is the number that shows up when the NRA calls - perhaps they've been busier now that Chuck Heston died)

And my most favorite of all
- why do shemales have dicks (uhm, because they're chicks with dicks, that's why)