Has Michael Jackson 'Beat it'? Where is his body?

Something is definitely going on with Michael Jackson's body - no one knows where it is?

E! Online is now reporting that only the family knows where Michael's body is. They know he's not at Forest Lawn where the service was held, and he's most definitely not at Staples Center where almost 20,000 people said goodbye to him, he's not at Neverland....but where is he?

No one knows.

We do know that the city spent almost $1.5M to pull off the recent memorial service held at the Staples Center. They're saying 31MM people watched the televised memorial, only 2MM less than when Princess Diana died. Everyone saw his casket at the Staples Center, but since then it's been hush hush about where it is.

E! News talked with a Health Registrar, who asked if anyone knew where Jackson's body was and he replied by saying "Are we going to police it as a county to make sure he doesn't leave there? You know how entertainment goes," remarked Hill.

What does that mean exactly? You know how entertainment goes? Sounds fishy to me!

They they go on to talk with a funeral director who claims that his body is being "held."

What does that mean exactly? Apparently a body can be kept indefinitely as long as it is under the proper storage conditions....which don't even necessarily need to be at a funeral home. As long as it's a suitable storage condition.....

Someone even said he was gonna be plastinated.

So where exactly IS Michael Jackson's body? Anyone smell conspiracy?

Will Michael Jackson become the next Evita Peron?

No one wants to believe me, but I just have a feeling that Michael Jackson is going to become this generations Evita Peron! Seriously!!!

The whole media circus surrounding his death has been overwhelming it feels like he's been dead for months when in reality it's been less than 2 weeks.

There's the drama with the kids, with the ex-wife, with the estate, with the family there's just drama drama drama everywhere! And everyone seems to be hungry for money, for someone who had such financial drama during his lifetime - it continues after his death! Everyone wants a slice of the money.

LA wants money to cover the cost of the police coverage for the funeral, the record producers want a slice of the songs, the concert promoters want to salvage as much money as they can. Everyone wants a piece of the pie!

I have a feeling that MJ is gonna make more money dead than he ever did alive....and he's gonna go back on tour! It's a conspiracy I tell ya...a conspiracy!

Imagine it, MJ's body is going to tour the world and people will pay money to see his preserved body - just like Evita Peron....only I don't think they charged to see Evita.

Think about it, the concert promoters have already asked ticket holders of his sold out 50 concerts to exchange the cost of their tickets for a souvenir ticket...and people are doing it! Think about it, they'll have a ticket to a concert that never happened and it will be a collectors item....and the concert promoters get to keep the money.....tricky : -)

I betcha......I just betcha......MJ coming to a city near you - very soon!!!!!