Stimulate the economy?

How the hell are we supposed to stimulate the economy with only $300?

Why don't they just give the money to Apple and give everyone an iPod instead.

I bet we're gonna have to "claim" it next year on our taxes....I would rather you just keep your money then and let me do what I normally do - pay too much in so you get to use my money interest free and then just give me a big lump sum of it the following year, that plan has been working for me.

I wonder if we can "opt out" of the tax relief program?