While we were having lunch today, the phone rang......now during business hours the only people that call the home number are solicitors. We don't even bother going for the phone, but I did glance at the Caller ID.
It was the NRA calling. It actually said "NRA - 703-656-9940"
I was duly intrigued....why oh why would the NRA be calling a homosexual that lives in the middle of third largest city in the country? So of course I had to "make them work for their money."
ME: Hello (in the worst voice that I can make)
NRA: Hello?
M: Hello? Hello?
NRA: Hello is Michael Lxxx there?
M: Who?
NRA: Michael Lxxxx?
M: Who?
NRA: Michael Lxxx?
M: Oh, you mean Michael. Who is this?
NRA: This is the NRA Ma'am. (Why does everyone call me ma'am on the phone, do I really sound THAT GAY?)
M: NRA, you mean the National Rifle Association?
NRA: Yes ma'am
M: You mean the organization that thinks it's ok for people to own ak-47's?
NRA: Well ma'am we support a persons right to bear arms.
M: Oh you mean we're at war? Did those damn Brittish invade us again?
NRA: What?
So, before he could actually figure out what's going on, I started talking REALLY FAST.
M: Oh you're the NRA that thinks it's ok to own Assault Weapons, what for deer hunting? Have you ever been deer huntin'? You don't need an assault weapon for that you know. You can pretty much just walk up to 'em and shoot 'em in the head. You don't need an assault weapon for that now do ya?
NRA: What...?
M: Oh wait, who were you looking for?
NRA: Michael Lxxxxx
M: Oh....well you've got the wrong place, we don't think people should own guns.
NRA: ((click))
Well it's their own fault, they called me I didn't call them.
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