Katie & Peter on E!

Last night while I was watching The Girls Next Door there was a commercial for a new program on E! - Katie & Peter

Who the F*&k are Katie & Peter?

I never liked getting hand-me-downs from my sister when I was growing up and I'm really tired of getting Britains hand-me-downs now. First it was "were getting" Posh & Beck's. Who decided that we should get them? No one asked me.

From what I've heard, the UK is over Posh & Beck's and that's why they're coming to the US? Why oh why did they ever write that poem - "Give me your tired, your poor,Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"? It just doesn't have the same ring now does it when it applies to worn out tired has beens?

Now, we're lucky enough to be "getting Katie & Peter?" Again, no one asked my opinion!

When I first saw the commerical I was like "oh hey, who's that hottie." Apparently she's a skank and he's a former boy band member or something. Granted he's good looking, ok, he's really hot! And she has big boobs, but they made the mistake of letting them talk, especially Peter.

Uhm, Peter could you please just keep your mouth shut and just stand there...oh yeah and the same goes for you Katie. I know my fair share of Brits, but why is it the famous ones always have high pitched whiny voices? I know my voice is high pitched, but I'm not whiny....really I'm not.....I'm not whiny! It just ruins the whole illusion when you see this really buff guy - and you know he's str8 - and then he opens his mouth and just ruins it all.

I'm sure Posh & Beck's will be your bestest friends. I hope we're tired of you soon.