Monday, August 27, 2007

Who got here how?

I love StatCounter, it's a great way for me to keep track of the 4 of you people out there that read my blog.

One of the best features though is the "Keyword Analysis" or better known as "How the heck did people find me." Here are some of the latest and greatest:

- how do you know a boy wants to go out with you?? - If I could answer that, I'd be a millionaire!

- what do boy kittens weiners looks like - Uhm, I don't think I want to know.

- are you sure you want a puppy? What's with all the animal questions? This is NOT a beastality blog.

- chicago itch mites pictures - Oh yeah, this was pretty bad this year, haven't heard much more about it though.

- 703-656-9940 - That's the stupid NRA calling me

- loopy fruit - This is my friends Podcast (www.loopyfruit.com)

- catch the megabus union station
- megabus, bathroom


- vanity fair anniston break-up This got me a lot of business a while ago because I spelled her name wrong, oops

- a girl socking a boys weiner and doing evrything nasty to him - Socking, what the hell is that?

- whats the address to write off to if you want to be in a film - I think it depends on the "kind" of movie you want to be in.

grown woman pissed - No matter what you read, I am NOT a grown pissed off woman' (I mean not that there's anything wrong with that)

- i want to know how to flip to make extra money - Flip what? Pancakes

- expiration date la choy soy sauce - I don't think there is one
buckelroos - Oh this was a horrid "making of" a porn movie we saw a few years ago, yuck!

- dreams destroyed my life - Your dreams must really suck

- drunk gay boys blog - I'm hardly ever drunk, only on days that end in "Y"

- bad street boys make you wanna - Who doesn't like a bad street boy?

- can you get scabies from a stripper? - Probably!

What brought you here today?

5 comments:

Ms Mac said...

Maybe I'm the pissed woman they're looking for. (pissed meaning drunk, of course, this side of the Atlantic) Or Andi. Yeah, it'll be Andi they're looking for.

gammagoblin said...

It doesnt tell you who reads your blog via RSS feed though does it :)

Most people get to my blog after searching for "Irish Porn" in Google. It's half tempting me to go into the porn business :)

Antipodeesse said...

What brings me here?

Why, sheer, unbridled admiration at your wit and literary skills of course!

And the hopes of reading something a bit naughty from time to time=

Andrea Knapp said...

No Stella, I think I was the girl socking the boys weiner.....

What brought me here today? Checking again on Synphoria posts so I know what to be prepared for.

Brechi said...

nofo did.