Mother upset about Porn

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Why is it that Mothers are always the ones who are "upset about porn" why don't we hear about Fathers that are upset about porn? I guess it's one of those great mysteries of life that we'll never quite figure out will we?

So this story is quite amusing...basically a Mother who runs a home where the focus is on faith and morals shopped at the biggest Sin City in the world - Wal-Mart! While she was there she bought a DVD player and Bambi II for her children to watch.

When she got that box home she opened it up and plugged it into her TV...but low and behold Bambi II wasn't in the player instead it was "Bambi Does the Hunter" Alas, how could anyone let this happen...a DVD player was shipped with a porn DVD in the player already.....why don't things like that happen to me? Do you know how expensive porn is? It's a helluva lot more expensive than Bambi II I'll tell ya.

Here are some of my favorite quotes from the story:

- A Cleveland area mother is outraged and offended (poor thing, she's offended, but I bet she lets her kids watch night time TV, it's a good thing that her neighbors grandchildren weren't visiting grandma otherwise they may have been next to a house filled with porn)

- she's now forced to answer questions she was not ready to answer because her children saw things they were too young to see. (Funny they don't tell you that the kids are 12, 14 and 17)

- "I don't even want to tell you what I saw," (so how could she file a report if she couldn't describe what she saw?)

- All three of her children, saw the first few seconds of the DVD before she lunged for the player to turn it off. Thirteen-year-old Taylor watched sex acts she didn't even know about. (Apparently 13 year old Taylor has been getting around if she knows ANY sex acts, perhaps now she'll be able to add a few things to her repertoire)

- said Taylor. "I saw body parts I've never seen before." (Wait, I thought the kids only watched a few seconds of it? If that's how it was, how did she see things she'd never seen before?)

- the wrong purchase, the Mother says, stole her children's innocence. (Uhm, hello it wasn't that DVD it was that X-Box and Cable that stole it a long time ago).

- Bettis is now exploring her legal options and also plans to have her daughters see a counselor. (So even though she has a home where the focus is on values and morals it's ok to sue the hell out of somebody because we all know that takes morals. I hope she gets a really good lawyer so that he can teach her about morals in the real world. She's probably messing up her kids even more by sending them to a counselor Taylor - "Well doctor, my mom bought this DVD player at Wal-Mart and I saw these things that I didn't understand, can you show me how it's humanly possible for me to get into those positions (even though I only saw a few seconds of the movie)? Can't you see her friends ridiculing her saying "Taylor's going to a shrink cuz she saw porn)