Totally Stolen

But I'll give due credit. Found this on the Overheard in NY website.

You don't even have to be a New Y orker to appreciate this.

Read the following passage with your best Spanish/Latina Accent please.

Latina: ...and he looks evil and the Princess is saying to him, "You are a good person" and he looks so evil and then she is with Obi King Wasabi and he said he is on the dark side and then the shorty guy--what is his nam?--Yoga said, "He is on the dark side" and then Dark Wader he is with the cape and looks all angry and evil reminded me of me on Mondays.