Who took the good chair?

This is the conversation outside my cube:

#1: Who took the good chair?
#2: What chair?
#1: The good chair?
#2: Which good chair?
#1: The good chair I was using.
#2: Oh you mean the one that you stole from the office?
#1: Yeah
#2: They took it back because it was the good chair.

Also, here is a conversation that I had with Party #1 earlier this week as we passed each other in the hall.

Me: Hi *(*@# (Name changed to protect the stupid)
#1: Ungh

And this is a person who is a computer programmer at my company, oh my!